Cap Barbell Solid Super Curl Bar with Collars

"This dramatic, packable straw topper features signature logo rivets, elasticized inner band and an oversized, sloped brim for maximum sun protection and style.Brim, about 4.25""Elasticized inner band fits most95% UVA/UVB protectionPolypropylene/polyesterSpot cleanImported and hand-finished in the USA"

120-volt hardwire ionization smoke alarm

Uses Smart Technology to reduce nuisance alarms

Features convenient silence/test button, dust cover, 85-decibel alarm

Latching alarm indicator identifies which unit triggered alarm

10-year limited warranty

Increases your awesomeabilityness.

If your Grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist

You know the smell of fear? It is the opposite of that smell.

Plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain.

Increases your ability to sense other dimensions.

Weigh 1/3 less than standard alkaline batteries

The batteries expire in 2028

Original Energizer in Sealed Packages as Pictured - not bulk !!!!!

Last up to 9x longer in digital cameras (versus Energizer MAX)