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Take an citified approach to accessorizing with this gold-plated watch from kate spade new york. It's round design is city chic, while the Mother-of-Pearl face is oh so urbane.

Size adjustable design

Windowed slide-in pocketenables in motion music adjustments

Reflective piping provides excellent visibility in low light conditions

Dual-sided music ports accommodate varying wire configurations

Integrated stuff pockets holds small essentials

This stoneware is microwave, freezer safe and oven safe to 500-degree F for ultimate versatility and convenience

The contemporary and playful shapes in vibrant and fun colors go directly from oven to table

The extra wide h andle holes allow you to get a good grip from any angle

Dishwasher safe

Quality assurance guarantee

Normalizes cortisol levels to decrease stress

May help minimize weight gain associated with emotional overeating

Includes magnolia bark and phellodendrum, two botanicals used in traditional Chinese herbalism

Excellent stress-reduction properties

Effective part of a healthy lifestyle including healthy diet and regular exercise