Greetings from the Onion: 100 Rectangular Postal Cards Suitable for the Futile Act of Corresponding with Other Miserable Inhabitants of Earth

Day or after dark, Michael Kors' pavé -decked studs bring the sparkle. This golden pair stuns with everything from denim to cocktail dresses.

A sheer oblong scarf with linear MARC BY MARC JACOBS printed all over for a statement-making scarf style.

Gorgeous hoops are a must-have for any collection. These pear-shaped earrings from Charter Club are the perfect choice for filling that role. Crafted in gold tone mixed metal. Approximate drop: 2-1/5 inches.

Actors: Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Michael Angarano, Yifei Liu, Juana Collignon.

Format: AC-3, Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, DVD, Full Screen, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC.

Language: English. Subtitles: English, Spanish.

Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only).

Rated PG-13. Run Time: 104 minutes.