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Add a dose of shine to your look with these MARC BY MARC JACOBS pave stud earrings. Pull your hair back into a sleek pony to showcase this shimmering style.

Robert Lee Morris Soho is known for its for high-impact, sculptural jewelry, and this pair of geometric drop earrings encapsulates the look, crafted of a mix of plated metals.

Military details including shoulder epilets and front seams

Available in academy blue liberation plaid

Sleek clog with supportive, cushioned comfort

Molded insole cushions each step

Supportive steel shank and thermoplastic rubber outsole adds stability

Faux leather upper