What Kind of a God Would Allow a Thing Like This to Happen?!!

"A sleek and modern timepiece designed with a minimalist style and Swiss quartz precision. Round bezelQuartz movementWater resistant to 3 ATMStainless steel/composite case: 42mm (1.65"")Leather strapImported "

Sweeter than a double scoop ice cream cone. This unisex Goa watch by Lacoste is crafted of blue and lavender stripe silicone strap and round white plastic case. Lavender stripe dial features iconic crocodile logo, cutout hour and minute hands and red second hand. Quartz movement. Water resistant to 30 meters. Two-year limited warranty.